Mom: “What flavor ice cream is that?”
Me: *tastes*
Me: *makes face*
Me: “skunk”
At the restaurant we were at yesterday, there was a little scoop of brownish ice cream next to my slice of cake. It was actually Guinness ice cream. Yep. Beer flavored ice cream. I like beer, but that was nasty.
what you would like to be called? cindy, cind
your favorite fruit: strawberry
the last novel you read: currently reading “River God” by Wilbur Smith
if you could be any appliance, what would you be? a computer!
if you could be any condiment, what would you be? mayonaisse(sp?)
do you like the smell of mothballs? yuck
do you eat french fries with vinegar? i try it sometimes. it always tastes like i’m eating easter egg dye
the cd in your cd player: britney’s new cd
the three people dead with whom you’d most like to share a meal: grandmother, grandfather, my cousin
the three people alive with whom you’d most like to share a meal: oded fehr, ewan mcgregor, drew barrymore
snickers or reeses peanut butter cups: snickers
james dean or brad pitt: james dean
the best way to die: in your sleep
the best three-band lineup: enigma, aqua, lords of acid
favorite movie quote: n/a
favorite television quote: n/a
favorite lyrical quote: “once upon a time I was falling in love, now I’m only falling apart”
favorite poem quote: n/a
if you could be anyone for a day, who would you be: britney spears
dead performer/broken up band you would love to see perform: janis joplin
the worst day of the week and why: sunday. it always just sucks.
best stanley kubrick movie? there’s a best one?
worst stanley kubrick movie: a clockwork orange
are you cold? always
how old are you? 22
how old do you wish you were? 10
do you like cheese? i loooooove cheese
are hamburgers truly gifts from the gods? yes
is math really that bad? when it’s an online college calc course…yes
are you vegan? never
is bin Laden really such a bad guy? of course
do you own any pokemon accessories? some cards and some of those little miniature figures
have you ever watched a full episode of sailor moon? no
is your favorite television show a cartoon? no
would you rather smoke crack or do “e”? i’d rather drink
is leopard or zebra print nicer? zebra!
would you rather be a librarian or a garbageman? librarian. i’ve even considered it.
why are feminists so angry? because men are stupid pigs
what is the meaning of life? to make websites
would you rather be catholic or jewish? neither.
is swiss cheese better than brie? never had brie
do you sew? i used to.
would you rather be goth or emo? goth
isn’t indiana jones great? harrison ford is sexy
would you rather have no teeth or no ears? teeth i guess
is Jesus really such a bad guy? no
would you rather be christopher reeve or elian gonzalez? n/a
would you rather be archie or jughead? n/a
would you rather be betty or veronica? n/a
would you rather be a moose or george washington? george washinton
would you rather be God or Jesus? God
would you rather have leprosy or the black plague? neither thanks…
are you a radical angry feminist who listens to huggy bear and the
indigo girls? no
would you get a genital piercing? ow
should we give peace a chance? duh
what is the best war movie? war of the roses
I always found this particular mad lib very funny that my grandmother, aunt, and I did on one of our road trips.
“Pilot to Passengers”
Ladies and gentleman, welcome aboard Boring Airlines’ Flight 750. This is your captain and pilot, Spud. The plane you are traveling on is a DC-10 Strato-Ticket with four sharp engines. At present, we are directly over Boston. Our speed is 1002 miles per hour and we are flying at an altitude of 14 feet. If you care for a cup of acid or a snorting sandwich, please push the TV located over your seat and our stewardess will be glad to choke you. We have a stupid tail wind and will soon be flying through a heavy pigeon storm. So I’ll have to ask you all to fasten your black belts and put your lips in the ash tray. In the meantime, I hope you have a furry trip.
(from gen)
my journal’s name is denying reality
i call it this because i was thinking of names that had an ‘r’ in them when i first got wavesoflife.com
i’ve changed the name a few times
i’ve changed the location two times. from oceanbreeze.net/personal/cindy/journal to oceanbreeze.net/journal to wavesoflife.com/reality
i’ve had an online journal since april 1999
i have a tendency to not write in it much the past year
my layout changes every couple months
i like reading journals that my friends have
wallet: black with a blue kitty face on it
hairbrush: a pink plastic comb and a pink brush
toothbrush: pink
jewelry worn daily: just my watch right now
pillowcases: right now some white flowered thing
coffee cup: i have a harry potter one sitting on my computer desk, but i don’t drink coffee
sunglasses: black with purple lenses
shoes: purple birkenstock sandals and white with red stripe adidas superstars
nail polish: on my toes is pink
keychains: a computer chip, one from the place i got my car, and a duck one from colorado
computer: dell, pentium 4, fast, black, flat screen 19″ moniter
favorite top: an orange and black button down that was my mom’s from the 70s
favorite pants: a pair of old brown jeans
shampoo and/or conditioner: infusium 23
perfume: i don’t really wear it ever
cd in the stereo right now: in my car it’s Now 7
car: 1997 teal chevy cavalier
television: it’s black. 20 something inches
stereo: it’s a silver aiwa
telephone: white cordless thing that my ferret chews the buttons on
cell phone: black ericsson
watch: cool harry potter watch with brown straps
computer chair: black leather with a rip in the seat
keyboard: the black dell one that came with the computer
printer: not here right now
scanner: visioneer 6100
lamp: a ceiling fan light
desk: fairly new, corner desk, black and dark wood
I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to do.
