The whole thing about smokers’ having a right to smoke is something that is totally stupid. I mean, really.
Where’s my right to pour battery acid down your throat? How could you possibly have a right to force me to breathe in cancer-causing substances? Am I supposed to just stop breathing whenever I go anywhere where someone is smoking? Sorry, I left my SCUBA tank at home.
Smoking sections in restaurants do not work. There are restaurants I will not go into because there’s so many people smoking that the air is cloudy, even in the “non-smoking” section that’s 5 feet from the smoking section. And smoking at outdoor public events? Just totally rude. One year at the Renaissance Faire at the hawk show someone was sitting in the row behind me smoking. Really, I was very tempted to turn around, grab his cigarette, and poke him in the eye with it. Of course, I would probably go to jail for that while it’s perfectly legal for him to cause me harm through secondhand smoke.
It’s just totally fucked up. HELLO PEOPLE! CIGARETTES CAUSE CANCER! STOP SMOKING ALREADY, YOU FREAKIN’ IDIOTS!
That’s not to even mention all the other fun health problems that go along with it. Would you like an order of emphysema with your salad?