There apparently needs to be someone watching me to make sure I dress right..
I brought my timberland boots out to the living room to put them on because they’re waterproof and it had snowed. My adidas sneakers were already out there. So I proceed to put a sneaker on my left foot and am in the process of putting a boot on my right foot when mom says to me “why are you wearing your sneakers?”. I look down and say “a better question would be why am i wearing two different shoes”.