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You shall live in a hut on a rock in the sea.. Your job shall be to punch naked broken glass.

or

You shall live at one with nature. Your job shall be to bedazzle normal kleenex boxes.

or

You shall live in a Venetian villa. Your job shall be to lick binary coded fish.

I like

You shall live on the Internet. Your job shall be to attempt to cast magical spells upon Oddly fuzzy, short libraries.

and

You shall live in a Molly Ringwald movie. Your job shall be to talk to bug-addled preppy bastards.

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